Wealth Perception Analyzer Gifts

Affluenza.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

The Red Carpet

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Low standard of living

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Rolls Royce House and Car

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

Plays well with other people's $.

The Pie Chart of Mystery

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'How rich is too rich?'

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'I try to help when I can.'

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'