Wealth Analysts Gifts

"If we didn't have everything, Boswell, what would you want?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Build Your Own Portfolio

Will work for ETFs

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Crisis'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Travel looks strong!

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"He downgraded Apple."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Poor vs Rich

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."