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Noblesse Oblige Explained

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Will work for ETFs

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Poor vs Rich

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Oil in Nigeria.

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Low standard of living

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

Security/Savings

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

The Pie Chart of Mystery

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

Feeding at the Trough

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

Zen Wall Street.

Corona Vaccine

"Let's begin with an x-ray of your portfolio."

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."