Wealth And Privilege Analyst Pillows

Noblesse Oblige Explained

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Will work for ETFs

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Poor vs Rich

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Oil in Nigeria.

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

Low standard of living

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

The Pie Chart of Mystery

Security/Savings

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Zen Wall Street.

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

Feeding at the Trough

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

"Let's begin with an x-ray of your portfolio."

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.