Wealth Analyst Pillows

"When times were good I trickled stuff down."

The Millionaire's Club

'I'm woried about one minority group becoming extinct - billionaires.'

'Doctor, I believe you've found the formula for success.'

"All the money in the world, and nothing good to buy."

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

Step - Businessman/Poverty.

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

'I'm not successful enough to be a fat arrogant bastard, but if I was I would be.'

'America is still creating millionaires... of course they once were billionaires!'

Once upon a time in America...

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"Bill Gates is giving his fortune away. Putin didn't resond when asked the value of his dacha or yacht."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Will work for ETFs

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Crisis'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Travel looks strong!

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Money god

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.