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"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

It's Lonely at the Top

"The filthy rich"

'Silly billionaires.'

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

A fight in the Boardroom.

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

The economy.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Travelling

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Russia Money Laundering

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Introducing Piza Island.