Wizard Of Wallets T-Shirts

'And for my next trick, I will go into this slot and magically transform into coins!'

Profit

The president's men

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

The Shrinking Dollar.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Rising Gas Prices

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Money exchange

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Dept. of the Treasury

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."