Wizard Of Wallets T-Shirts

'And for my next trick, I will go into this slot and magically transform into coins!'

Profit

The president's men

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

The Shrinking Dollar.

Shoe addict.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Rising Gas Prices

Money exchange

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."