Wallet Collector Pillows

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

"Good dog!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

European currency on the edge.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Money Plant.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

US dollar rising and falling.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

Money god

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

The Oxford Comma Coin

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.