Wallet Guardians Gifts

We'll pass on the entrees...

Maybe clean out your wallet

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Earth Day Summit.

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"We wish we could drink the water."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

"I lobby for rich people."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Next on the five O'clock news, a consumer report on how to protect what's in your wallet.'

Minnesota ground water

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

Transatlantic.

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.