Mailbox Guardians Gifts

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"But is it Organic?"

We'll pass on the entrees...

"Get the story and get it write."

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Mail box with mouth!

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

The war against ignorance

"Just more Junk Mail."

Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

Consumption vs. Strategy.

The AdRams Family no.14 - Filtering the internet for kids

'Hey! I didn't get a two-minute warning!'

"Can we strike a deal? We'll try not to keep up with you if you try not to keep up with us."

"If we weren't in last place, I'd be pretty offended by this."

Letching Lifeguard

"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"

Postal Service Stamp Increase.

Gaza Crisis

'sunday chorus'