Wealth Guardian Mugs

"I lobby for rich people."

"Your money is perfectly fine, you can go to sleep now."

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

Old father making will and leaving his son property in trust

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Watering Money

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Stock market investment advice

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Flat tax - equal burden?

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'It's cheaper than gas.'