Veggie Villain Gifts

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Prize vegetables.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

“Children hate me.”

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

The vegan hunter

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

Dreams of Spring...