Veggie Vanisher Gifts

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Better Not Squash.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

“Children hate me.”

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

The vegan hunter

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

The great zucchinis

Go Veggie...

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

Still life?

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'

Pinata suicide note: 'Cruel World, You see? Your parents were right. Eat your veggies. Candy is bad for you. Bad, Bad, Bad. Pinata.;'

We're building someone's raised garden beds? Yup. Then planting them and installing a water system. Tree's Trees. How much do they cost? Here's the price list. So about $500 per tomato. You can't buy them for that at the store! Tree's Trees.

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'