Veggie Vanisher Pillows

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Better Not Squash.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

“Children hate me.”

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

The vegan hunter

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Go Veggie...

The great zucchinis

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

Still life?

"My biggest problem is squatters."

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'

'You can't beat home groan.'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'