Veggie Avenger Pillows

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Better Not Squash.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

“Children hate me.”

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

The vegan hunter

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

Dreams of Spring...

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips