Vegetarian Debaters Prints

"I was arguing with a bunch of vegetarians. One thing led to another and I wound up eating something that disagreed with me."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

'You need a more balanced diet.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.

G.M. leaf.

Eat Meat For the Environment!

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

"You're not being reasonable Darling: the doctor has told you not to snack between meals..."

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'