Vegan Debating Prints

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

G.M. leaf.

Eat Meat For the Environment!

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"Well, let's just say it's half a plant-based food!"

"I warned him not to go vegan."

Man at restaurant is presented with his roast pig, as the pigs grieving family look on.

Health Foods: Closed Due to Illness

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

Vegetarian Nightmare

"I was arguing with a bunch of vegetarians. One thing led to another and I wound up eating something that disagreed with me."

"You are sure he's not genetically modified?"

"Good luck with your interview, and don't forget to mention that you are a gender neutral, vegan, climate change campaigner."

'If it's wrong to eat animals, why are they made of meat?.'