Vegan Vs Carnivore Debate Lover Gifts

"So, five Vegan Specials and who gets the Lion Loin Delight?"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'What are you eating now?'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'He's all eyes!'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

Grocery Shopping

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'White meat or dark?'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"The transplant can be done anytime. We can always get artichoke hearts."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

The Rabbit Meeting.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'