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"So, five Vegan Specials and who gets the Lion Loin Delight?"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'What are you eating now?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'He's all eyes!'

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A butcher and his apprentice.

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Grocery Shopping

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'White meat or dark?'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"The transplant can be done anytime. We can always get artichoke hearts."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

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