Carnivore Conundrum Lover Gifts

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

*=Hotdog

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Cooked rare.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."