Carnivore Conundrum Lover Gifts

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

*=Hotdog

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

We'll have whatever they are

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

Ground Game!

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'