Carnivore With A Twist Gifts

Eat beef this Christmas!

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

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A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

We'll have whatever they are

Ground Game!

Instant Slimmer Soup.

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'