Carnivore Turned Herbivore Gifts

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

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A butcher and his apprentice.

'White meat or dark?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Cooked rare.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

Venus Fly Trap

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

We'll have whatever they are

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'