Herbivore Hero Gifts

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Dirk is vegan."

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

'I don't like bacon bits on my salad...'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

Save the Planet - Go Vegetarian

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

Gardener's Calendar: Look out for damage by hail.

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'