Happy Herbivore Gifts

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Pasta

Lawnmower

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

*=Hotdog

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Venus Fly Trap

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Herb garden

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

The food was nice...but something was missing.

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

Save the Planet - Go Vegetarian

"Do we have a recipe for rabbit with vegetable stuffing?"

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

'She works with carnivorous plants.'