Herbivore Sympathizer Gifts

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Heart Disease Menu

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Herb garden

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"