Herbivore Gifts

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Runner Bean...

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

Artichoking victim

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Pickled beets.

"It's not you. It's pea."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Cooked rare.

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.