Herbivore Pillows

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Runner Bean...

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A butcher and his apprentice.

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Artichoking victim

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Pickled beets.

"It's not you. It's pea."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Cooked rare.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.