Herbivore Enthusiast Pillows

'I've never thought about it as a moral statement; I've just always been a vegetarian.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Do we have a recipe for rabbit with vegetable stuffing?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Too much cilantro

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Pea

'Needs more kale.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Not here, Fred.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Plant Lady

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Forbidden Vegetable

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

The Perfect Garden.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"Charles please! Not a slice and dice movie."