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'I've never thought about it as a moral statement; I've just always been a vegetarian.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Do we have a recipe for rabbit with vegetable stuffing?"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Too much cilantro

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Pea

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Needs more kale.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Not here, Fred.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Forbidden Vegetable

You mixed your DNA with that of a carrot? I've created a giant loud-mouthed left-leaning vegetable. Some would say that's redundant. Very funny. It's worse that that. The carrot doesn't share just my politics … You smell beautiful, like ranch dressing on a spring day. I do like a tall vegetable.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

Plant Lady

The Perfect Garden.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'