Herbivore Heroes T-Shirts

"I'm trying to eat lower on the food chain."

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

'Dear BBC, I am writing to complain about your show with the misleading title of Grow Your Own Drugs ...'

Save the Planet - Go Vegetarian

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

"Do we have a recipe for rabbit with vegetable stuffing?"

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'