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'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Venus Fly Trap

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

Herb garden

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

"Do we have a recipe for rabbit with vegetable stuffing?"

'She works with carnivorous plants.'