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'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Pasta

Lawnmower

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

*=Hotdog

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

Venus Fly Trap

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Herb garden

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

"I really need to start a good core work out program!"

'She works with carnivorous plants.'

Save the Planet - Go Vegetarian

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'