Herbivore At Heart T-Shirts

"I don't see your point. I'm vegan, I expect veggies, and if they don't cater to my wants they're getting zero stars."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Pickled beets.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

No Dogs Allowed

"It's not you. It's pea."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Venus Fly Trap

Pickled Beetroot

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

'No one really talks about Walt's other theme park anymore.'

Spring Onion

I love Sprouts

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."