Herbivore At Heart Gifts

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I don't see your point. I'm vegan, I expect veggies, and if they don't cater to my wants they're getting zero stars."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Runner Bean...

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Artichoking victim

Pickled beets.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

No Dogs Allowed

"It's not you. It's pea."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Pickled Beetroot

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

I love Sprouts

Spring Onion