Herbivore With A Twist T-Shirts

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Psychobabbling brook.

Roads with a view.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Pastrami in the wild

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

*=Hotdog

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Roadie

"If it's of any comfort, the irony of you being a vegetarian is not lost on us."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

Instant Slimmer Soup.

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"