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No carbon footprints beyond this point - "Whatever!"

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Instant Slimmer Soup.

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Flying sauces.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'