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"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Venus Fly Trap

Too rare perhaps?

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

'She works with carnivorous plants.'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

Save the Planet - Go Vegetarian

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'