Tasteful Herbivore Prints

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

Venus Fly Trap

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

Save the Planet - Go Vegetarian

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'