Herbivores Prints

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Venus Fly Trap

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Omelette aux grosses herbes

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

Herb garden

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

'She works with carnivorous plants.'

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

"Do we have a recipe for rabbit with vegetable stuffing?"

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'