Herbivore Sympathizer T-Shirts

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Heart Disease Menu

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

Herb garden

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."