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Ill Advised Vegan Survey

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

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Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

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'White meat or dark?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Cooked rare.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

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"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Venus Fly Trap

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

We'll have whatever they are

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."