Carnivore With A Conscience Pillows

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'Oh... I assure you... no animals were harmed in making these delicious porky worky sausages.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The ecumenical dinner party.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

*=Hotdog

A butcher and his apprentice.

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

GM Scarecrow

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

Too rare perhaps?

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

Ground Game!