Carnivore With A Conscience Pillows

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'Oh... I assure you... no animals were harmed in making these delicious porky worky sausages.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The ecumenical dinner party.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"How 'local' is the fish?"

*=Hotdog

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

The Butcher of 35th street.

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

GM Scarecrow

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

Too rare perhaps?

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

Ground Game!