Conscious Carnivore Pillows

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

"Grass-fed, organic, free-range – it hardly even died."

'I love to eat meat, I love to wear fur... Doc, I'm feeling guilty!!'

100% organic pork sausages

"So you'd like a slice of my dead mother with potatoes au gratin... You sure about that?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Namasteak"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Horn of Plenty.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"