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'Supporters of vegetarianism.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"I thought you went vegan."

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"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

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A butcher and his apprentice.

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'White meat or dark?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

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Too rare perhaps?

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

We'll have whatever they are

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'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'