Spiritual Carnivore Pillows

"Namasteak"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

Dec. 26

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Make me one with everything."

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

100% organic pork sausages

We'll have whatever they are

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

Venus Fly Trap

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Dinner at the Zen Diner.

Bacon Bits

"I thought you went vegan."

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."

Are we what we eat and what do we actually eat?

"Grass-fed, organic, free-range – it hardly even died."

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

'I'm beginning to feel bad about skipping church for a cookout.'

"You've got to help me, my life is in great danger"