Spiritual Carnivore Prints

"Namasteak"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

Dec. 26

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Make me one with everything."

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

100% organic pork sausages

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

Venus Fly Trap

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Dinner at the Zen Diner.

Bacon Bits

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."

Are we what we eat and what do we actually eat?

"Grass-fed, organic, free-range – it hardly even died."

"I thought you went vegan."

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

'I'm beginning to feel bad about skipping church for a cookout.'

"You've got to help me, my life is in great danger"

'Try some -- it's 'om mani padme hummus.''