Spiritual Meat Lover Pillows

'I'm beginning to feel bad about skipping church for a cookout.'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Platter confusion.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Family Butcher.

"Namasteak"

"Oooh... bacon!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

*=Hotdog

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."