Ironic Meat Lover Pillows

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

'Steak Ted?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Important Food Groups

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Platter confusion.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Family Butcher.

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

*=Hotdog

I don

"Oooh... bacon!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'