Meat Lover With A Dark Humor Pillows

"Hey, where's Frank?"

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Platter confusion.

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

I don

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."