
"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."
Add a cozy touch to their space with our meat-themed humorous pillows. Soft, comfy, and featuring witty meat-related sayings, they're ideal for relaxing with a smile.
"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."
'Steak Ted?'
'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'
'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'
"Rump roast?"
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'
"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."
"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."
"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."
6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue
'I told you it wouldn't work.'
Cow of BEEF
Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.
Cooking with Pierre
Would you mind putting the barbecue out?
"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."
Platter confusion.
"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"
"I assume you're on the paleo diet."
'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'
'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'
I don
"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."
"Oooh... bacon!"
"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"
'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'
'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'
'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'
A Cow's Last Will and Testament
'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'
"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"
"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"
"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."
Explore our collection of meat lover humorist mugs—perfect for lovers of juicy steaks and BBQ with a funny twist that brightens every morning.
Brighten your walls with witty, meat-themed prints that celebrate your carnivorous sense of humor and love for all things meat.
Check out our humorous meat lover T-shirts, designed to bring laughs and a carnivorous charm to your casual wardrobe.